Was reading through the Friendship Is Dragons archive for dark and terrible reasons that will become clear Sunday, and one of the commenters asked an interesting question: What would happen to the CMC if they stumbled on poison joke?
Here’s my guesses:
Scootaloo’s legs vanish/stop working, and she has to fly everywhere.
Sweetie Bell becomes invisible and inaudible to everyone except Rarity.
Apple Bloom gets Niven’s “Keller eyes” power, a.k.a. the ability of Doctor Who‘s Silence: Anypony not currently looking at her forgets she ever existed.
…Wow, poison joke is horrifying.
Anyway, what do you think?